一篇英语幽默小短文 100词左右，不要太难，两分钟的课前演讲！！急急急！
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- 提问者网友：冥界祭月
- 2021-04-27 00:55
一篇英语幽默小短文 100词左右，不要太难，两分钟的课前演讲！！急急急！
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- 二级知识专家网友：劳资的心禁止访问
- 2021-04-27 01:04
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1.
Teacher:Why are you late for school every morning?
Tom:Every time I come to the corner,a sign says,"School-Go slow".
老师:为什么你每天早晨都迟到?
汤姆:每当我经过学校的拐角处,僦看见一个牌子仩写着"学校----慢行".
2. Do You Know My Work？
One night a hotel caught fire， and the people who were staying in it ran out in their night clothes．
Two men stood outside and looked at the fire．
“Before I came out，” said one，“I ran into some of the rooms and found a lot of money． People don't think of money when they're afraid． When anyone leaves paper money in a fire， the fire burns it． So I took all the bills that I could find．No one will be poorer because I took them．”
“You don't know my work，” said the other．
“What is your work？”
“I'm a policeman．
“Oh！” cried the first man． He thought quickly and said，“And do you know my work？”“No，”said the policeman．
“I'm a writer． I'm always telling stories about things that never happened．”
译文：
你知道我是干什么的吗？
一天晚上，一家旅馆失火，住在这家旅馆里的人穿着睡 衣就跑了出来。
两个人站在外面，看着大火。
“在我出来之前，”其中一个说：“我跑进一些房间，找到了一大笔钱。人在恐惧中是不会想到钱的。如果有人把纸币留在火里，火就会把它烧成灰烬。所以我把所能找到的钞票都拿走了。没有人会因为我拿走它们而变得更穷。”
“你不知道我是干什么的。”另一个说。
“你是干什么的？”
“我是警察。”
“噢！”第一个人喊了一声,灵机一动,说：“那你知道我是干什么的？”“不知道。”警察说。
“我是个作家。我总是爱编一些从未发生过的故事。”
希望帮到你.
1.
Teacher:Why are you late for school every morning?
Tom:Every time I come to the corner,a sign says,"School-Go slow".
老师:为什么你每天早晨都迟到?
汤姆:每当我经过学校的拐角处,僦看见一个牌子仩写着"学校----慢行".
2. Do You Know My Work？
One night a hotel caught fire， and the people who were staying in it ran out in their night clothes．
Two men stood outside and looked at the fire．
“Before I came out，” said one，“I ran into some of the rooms and found a lot of money． People don't think of money when they're afraid． When anyone leaves paper money in a fire， the fire burns it． So I took all the bills that I could find．No one will be poorer because I took them．”
“You don't know my work，” said the other．
“What is your work？”
“I'm a policeman．
“Oh！” cried the first man． He thought quickly and said，“And do you know my work？”“No，”said the policeman．
“I'm a writer． I'm always telling stories about things that never happened．”
译文：
你知道我是干什么的吗？
一天晚上，一家旅馆失火，住在这家旅馆里的人穿着睡 衣就跑了出来。
两个人站在外面，看着大火。
“在我出来之前，”其中一个说：“我跑进一些房间，找到了一大笔钱。人在恐惧中是不会想到钱的。如果有人把纸币留在火里，火就会把它烧成灰烬。所以我把所能找到的钞票都拿走了。没有人会因为我拿走它们而变得更穷。”
“你不知道我是干什么的。”另一个说。
“你是干什么的？”
“我是警察。”
“噢！”第一个人喊了一声,灵机一动,说：“那你知道我是干什么的？”“不知道。”警察说。
“我是个作家。我总是爱编一些从未发生过的故事。”
希望帮到你.
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- 1楼网友：统治我的世界
- 2021-04-27 03:04
Two boys were arguing when the teacher entered the room.
The teacher say's“Why are you arguing?”
One boy answer,“We found a ten dollar bill and decided to give it to whoever tells the biggest
lie.”
“You should be ashamed of yourselves said the teacher,“When l was your age l didn't even know what a lie was.”
the boys gave the ten dollars to the teacher.
- 2楼网友：孤伤未赏
- 2021-04-27 01:57
friendship
i think that friendship is the most beautiful thing in the world. it’s something as clear as crystal. it’s not a skill but a true feeling. when something troubles you, your best friend will say something to encourage you. when you feel cowardly, your friend will stay with you forever. though sometimes you may quarrel, soon there will be nothing serious. if you have a good friend, you’ll feel the colourful life and i must say, “what a lucky dog you are!”
友谊
我认为友谊是世界上最美好的事。。 它是象水晶一样春节。 它是没有技巧，而是一种真实的感觉。 当某事困扰您，您的最好的朋友将鼓励您。 当您感到怯懦，您的朋友永远和您呆在一起。 虽然你们有时可能会争吵，很快就觉得没什么大不了的。 如果您有一个好朋友，您会感到生活是色彩斑斓。我必须说， “您是幸运的狗!”（在英国，lucky dog 就是幸运的人，这是一个固定用法，不是贬义）
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