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  • 提问者网友:千城墨白
  • 2021-04-27 05:52
急啊,跪求。最好在十分钟到五点分钟的,谢谢啊
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  • 二级知识专家网友:萌萌哒小可爱
  • 2021-04-27 07:10
剧名:傻子的春天
(第一幕)

  场景:森林

  (道具:椅子、草丛、树、鸭)

  (道具:篮子、面包、胡萝卜、

  玉米、斧头、笛子)

  ◎傻子坐在舞台上

  ※下音乐(森林狂想曲)

  ◎动物由两边後台进场

  ◎傻子和动物一起嬉戏

  ◎笛声音乐起时,精灵蹦蹦

  跳跳进场

  对白:

  (人物:傻子、兔子、鹿、

  鸟、精灵)

  旁白:Long time ago, there‘s a idiot.

  His name is Billy. He is too

  stupid, so he doesn‘t have any

  friends. He is always a lone,

  but he likes to go to the forest.

  There are many animals there.

  One day, the idiot goes to forest.

  There are birds, deers, rabbits

  beside him.

  Suddenly, There‘s a genius,Pook

  jumped to him.

  傻子:Hi ! The music is great.

  Would you please to teaching

  M me?【傻子作恳求状】

  精灵:Ok! No problem.

  But I am hungry now.【精灵作饥饿状】

  傻子:Wait a minute! Here you are!【傻子拿出面包】

  精灵:ㄣ~~ delicious!

  Thank you ! My name is Pook.

  Nice to meet you.【精灵作好吃及满足状】【精灵脱帽示好】

  傻子:My name is Billy.

  Nice to meet you.

  精灵:Do you like it?

  精灵:Come on follow me. I will show you something.◎精灵开始教傻子吹笛

  傻子:This tree?

  精灵:Yes! Go on! Go on!

  傻子:Wow! What a lovely duck.

  精灵:You can have it.

  This is a gift for you.

  傻子:Thank you very much.【傻子取出鸦後十分惊喜】

  ※下音乐(森林狂想曲)

  ◎傻子拿著提篮及鸦子、和

  精灵、动物们快乐退场

  (第二幕)

  场景:皇宫

  (道具:椅子、城墙、)

  (道具:矛、搏浪鼓、医药箱

  、听诊器)

  ◎公主坐在舞台上

  ◎国王走来走去手足无措状

  ◎公主面无表情、百般无聊

  【国王非常惊慌焦急状】

  对白

  (人物:国王、皇后、公主、侍卫、

  御医)

  国王:Smile! Please smile.

  国王:Oh my poor little girl.

  Why do you never smile

  What‘s matter with you?

  皇后:Please don‘t worry my dear.

  I have a good idea.

  Where is the doctor?

  国王:Oh yes! Doctor! Doctor!

  Hurry up!Hurry up!

  西御医:Your Majesty!

  Princess is very well.

  中御医:I‘m sorry. Maybe

  she is just unhappy.

  国王:Get away and never

  come here again.

  皇后:No! I don‘t believe.

  What shall we do?

  国王:All right! All right!

  Don‘t cry.

  Anyway I will do my best.

  ◎国王对著天空宣誓

  ◎退场:

  国王牵著皇后哭哭啼啼

  公主冷漠

  侍卫雄壮威武

  第三幕)

  场景:大街

  (道具:菜篮、花篮、水果篮、

  城墙、鸦、笛)

  ※下音乐(土耳其进行曲)

  ◎大街人来人往热闹状

  对白:

  人物:(3个路人、侍卫、傻子、精灵)

  旁白:There are many people on this street,

  is very noisy.

  侍卫:Pay attention please!

  Pay attention please!

  If anyone can make our princess

  Laugh.

  He can marry with her.

  Our holy king will never regret!

  傻子:The princess is so beautiful.

  She is my dream lover.

  路人铮:Look him!

  Such a dirty man.

  He wants to married

  Our princess.

  路人雯:Don‘t be silly.

  It‘s impossible.

  傻子:Yes….they are right,

  how can I get her?

  It just a dream

  精灵:Don‘t be sad my friend.

  Trust me you can make it

  路人潘:Oh the duck is so cute.

  May I have a look?

  Oh ~ The duck is stick on

  my hands. I can‘t put it down.

  Somebody help me.

  路人雯:Cool down! I‘m coming!

  路人铮:I‘m coming! I’m coming!

  第四幕)

  场景:皇宫内外

  道具:(鸦、笛、城墙)

  ※下音乐(森林狂想曲 )

  ◎国王一行人站在城墙上

  ◎精灵领一排人上台

  【公主忍不住大笑】

  【皇后欣喜貌】

  对白:

  人物:(3个路人、侍卫、傻子、精灵)

  国王: Its noise what‘s happening.

  公主:It‘s very funny

  皇后:Look! she is laughing

  My child is laughing

  国王:Thanks God!

  Take the man in.

  侍卫:Yes my lord

  国王:You made my daughter

  happy.

  What do you want?

  I can give everything you

  want

  傻子:well……I think….I mean…….

  If you don‘t mind………

  .

  精灵:Please keep your words

  皇后:Wait a minute !

  No I disagree.

  He is poor and stupid.

  国王:Let me see.

  公主:My dear father!

  If you regret

  Maybe I will never

  Laugh in my whole life.

  国王:Ok! ok! Please don‘t do it

  again. My sweet heart.

  傻子:Would you married me?.

  公主:Yes I do

  精灵:It is wonderful.

  I told you : trust me you

  Can make it

  旁白:So they got married.

  谢幕:Evrey body……Thank you very much!!!
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  • 2021-04-27 07:16
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 第一场:little red riding hood家 


 mum: (妈妈拿着一个篮子,把桌紫的水果放在篮子里) 

 little red riding hood:(唱着歌,欢快地跑进来)hi,mummy, what are you doing? 

 mum: (一边把水果放在篮子里,心事重重地说)grandma is ill. here are some apples and bananas for grandma. take them to grandma. 

 little red riding hood:(边提起篮子,边点头说)ok! 

 mum: (亲切地看着little red riding hood说) be good. be careful. 

 little red riding hood: yes ,mummy.goodbye, mummy. 

 mum: bye-bye. darling. 

 第二场:在路上 

 (一阵轻快的音乐远而近,little red riding hood挎着篮子蹦跳跳地跳到花草旁) 

 little red riding hood: wow!flowers, how beautiful! (放下篮子采花)one flower ,two flowers, three flowers. 

 wolf:(随着一阵低沉的音乐,wolf大步地走上台)i am wolf. i am hungry. (做找东西状,东张西望) here is a little red riding hood. hi! little red riding hood. where are you going? (做狡猾的样子和little red riding hood打招呼) 

 little red riding hood:(手摸辫子,天真地回答)to grandma’s.grandma is ill. 

 wolf:(自言自语)i' ll eat grandma. but……(对little red riding hood说)hey, look! 6 little baby ducks. 

 little red riding hood:(和6只鸭子随着音乐翩翩起舞) 

 wolf:(悄悄地藏到大树后) 

 little red riding hood:(停止跳舞)hello! baby ducks,how are you? 

 six ducks:we’ re fine.thank you. where are you going? 

 little red riding hood:to grandma’s.oh, i must go, bye. 

 six ducks:goodbye. 

 第三场:grandma家 

 grandma: (喘着气出场,颤颤悠悠地走到床前,吃力地坐到床边,喘了几口,打几个哈欠,慢吞吞地躺倒在床上。) 

 wolf:(从树后出来,边走边说)i am very hungry now. (做找寻的样子)where is grandma’ s house? (高兴地对观众说)aha , it’s here.(敲门)bang, bang, bang. 

 grandma: who is it? 

 wolf:(装出little red riding hood的声音,一边得意地摇动尾巴,一边说)it’s me. little red riding hood. 

 grandma: (边说边起床) come in, come in. 

 wolf:(得意洋洋地走到床边) grandma , i’ll eat you. 

 grandma: (惊慌失措地抓紧衣服,瞪着眼睛,边叫迫从床上滚到地上) 

 灰狼把外婆吞到了肚子里。 
 wolf:(得意地拍拍肚子,翘起大拇指)yummy!i’ll sleep. 

 little red riding hood:(高兴地敲门)grandma.grandma. 


 wolf:(装扮成grandma的声音) who is it? 

 little red riding hood:it’s me。little red riding hood. what a strange noise! 

 wolf:come in, come in. 

 little red riding hood:(蹦跳着进来,把篮子放在桌子上,走到床前一看,跳回几步)oh! what are big ears! 

 wolf:i can listen to your sweet voice. 

 little red riding hood:wow! what a big eyes! 

 wolf:i can see you pretty face. 

 little red riding hood:oh! what a big hand. 

 wolf:i can hug you. 

 little red riding hood:(跪在床前,拉起wolf的手,边摸边说)look! what a big hands? 

 wolf:(从床上跳起来说)i can eat you! 

 little red riding hood:(拼命地跑)oh!no! no! 

 wolf:(追到little red riding hood,做吃状,拍拍肚子说)it’s delicious. i still sleep. i like sleeping. 

 hunter: (一边拿着枪,一边做寻找状出场)where’s the wolf? look! a door.(推门)the wolf is sleeping. 

 wolf:(发出呼呼的响声) 

 hunter: (端起枪想打,又放下)what a big stomach! (摸摸wolf的肚子)grandma and little red riding hood are inside .i must be hurry.(从桌紫拿起剪刀,举起) look! scissors. (做剪wolf的肚子)cut, cut, cut. 

 little red riding hood/grandma:thank you. 

 hunter: grandma ,give me some needles and thread. 

 little riding hood ,give me some stones. 

 grandma: (从桌紫拿来针线) 

 little red riding hood:(搬来几个石头)one, two, three. 

 hunter: (把小石头装进wolf的衣服里) 

 grandma: i'll thread it. 

 hunter: (拿起枪)woke up! 

 wolf:(起床,两手托着大肚子)my stomach is so heavy. 

 hunter: you big bad wolf, raise your arms! 

 wolf:(边跑边说) help! don’t shot me! 

 hunter: (开枪)bang, bang! 

 wolf: (应声倒下) 

 hunter: the bad wolf is dead. 

 little red riding hood和grandma:yeah! thank you. 

 little red riding hood、grandma、hunter(一起鞠躬): thank you 

白雪公主
 sw---白雪公主 q---皇后 m---魔镜 h---猎人 


 p---白马王子 d---小矮人 a---小动物 

 音乐起,旁白 

 a long time ago, in a beautiful kingdom, there lived a young king and queen, the people loved them so much; the queen died while giving birth to a girl, her name was snow white, she was a beautiful princess. year passed, the king got married again, the people didn’t love the new queen, because she was cruel. 

 one day, in the king’s palace: 

 ----白雪出场 

 s.w: my name is s.w , i am a beautiful princess, i miss my mother so much, where is my mother? where is my mother? 

 音乐起,皇后、魔镜出场 

 q: i am a queen, i’m very beautiful,where is mirror? 

 mirror, mirror on the wall, who’s the most beautiful? 

 m: s.w is much more beautiful than you! 

 q: hunter, go kill s.w. 

 猎人出场 

 h: yes, my queen 

 音乐起,小动物出场,追赶猎人,公主惊慌出逃 

 s.w: help me ,help me, please, please 

 a: what’s the matter with you? 

 s.w: the hunter…hunter… 

 a: bite you bite you … 

 小动物追赶猎人下场 

 s.w: i am tried and hungry, oh, there is a little house , 

 i will eat a little and lie down. 

 音乐起,7个小矮人出场, 

 d: 1/look, somebody ate my food---- 

 2/somebody drank my water---- 

 3/someone is sleeping now---- 

 4/what a beautiful girl!---- 

 小矮人睡觉----音乐起公主先醒了----小矮人醒了----对话 

 5/how do you do? 

 s.w: how do you do? my name is s.w … 

 nice to meet you! 

 d: (齐说)nice to meet you ,too---- 

 6/ welcome to our house!---- 

 7/would you like to live here? 

 s.w: my pleasure, thank you very much! 

 d: let’s go out for our work, bye-bye, s.w 

 皇后、魔镜出场 

 q: mirror, mirror on the wall, 

 who’s the most beautiful? 

 m: s.w is much more beautiful than you! 

 q: what? s.w is not dead? 

 hahaha, i got a good idea! 

 音乐起,皇后扮演老太太出场,对话 

 q: apple ,apple, beautiful apple, 

 s.w: hello, good morning grandma! 

 q: pretty girl ,would you like a bite? 

 s.w: oh, yes ,thank you grandma! 

 白雪公主咬一口后倒地 

 q: the girl is dead! hahaha… 

 小矮人出场、围着公主哭 

 s.w wake up, wake up… 

 音乐起,动物引着王子出场 

 p: a beautiful girl! she shall be my queen! 

 王子吻公主,公主醒了 

 s.w: thank you for your help! 

 p: my pleasure 

 音乐起,小动物、小矮人、公主、王子跳起欢快的舞
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