一篇英语笑话带翻译

一篇英语笑话带翻译

等我有钱了，我就买一辆公交车，专门走公交专用车道，专门停在公交车站，等有人想上车了，我就说：对不起，这是私家车
so I have money, I bought a bus, take the special bus lanes, dedicated bus stopped at the station, so someone wants to get on the train, I say: Sorry, this is the private car

1. A boy swore to a girl: 'Honey, do please marry me, otherwise I'll die' The girl refused. Sixty years later, the boy died. 一男生向一女生发誓：亲爱的，请你一定要嫁给我，不然我会死掉的 女孩拒绝了。六十年后，那个男生死掉了。 2. Teacher: Johnny, why are you late for school every morning? Johnny: Every time I come to the corner, a guidepost（路牌，路标） says, 'School -- Go Slow' 老师：约翰，为什么你每天早上都迟到呢？ 约翰：每次我走到街角的时候，都有一块路牌写着：“学校-小心慢行” 3. Teacher: Tom, why are you so late for school tdoay? And where is your homework book? Tom: Sorry, Miss. I met a robber on my way to school this morning... Teachse: Oh, My Gosh! So terrible! Did he robber anything from you? Tom: He...he robbed my homework book.... 老师：汤姆，你今天为什么迟到这么久？还有你的家庭作业本呢？ 汤姆：对不起，老师，我今天在上学的路上遇上了一个抢劫犯…… 老师：噢，天哪！太糟糕了！他抢了你什么东西没有？ 汤姆：他……他抢走了我的家庭作业本……

一个学生，英语老师到他家家访，叫他说英语他看见碟子和碗，就说“碗比碟深，碟比碗多”

the fish net    "can you tell me what fish net is made,ann?"    "a lot of little holes tied together with strings."replied the little girl. 鱼网   “你能告诉我鱼网是什么做的吗，安？”老师发问道。   “把许多小孔用绳子拴在一起就成了鱼网了。”小女孩回答道。

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